Saturday, August 30, 2008
A few days ago i walked in on something; something i shouldn't have. My cat Gizmo was attempting to have relations with my other cat Rocky. Now let me say that Rocky outweighs Gizmo by at least ten pounds. Then there's the small matter of them both being male, which is fine, i don't mind having gay cats; im actually quite fond of the idea. But wait... there is something i neglected to mention. Gizmo and Rocky are............... BROTHERS!!!
I now must accept the fact that Gizmo is an incestuous homosexual.
Rocky is completely innocent being that he was the victim.
* i really tryed to get a picture of this but by the time i returned to the scene with my camera, Rocky had finally managed to free himself from the clutches of his sleazy brother. I was left with this shot of Gizmo looking like a complete horndog :